assbuttat221b:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

go to bed

(Source: sofunnyimcryan, via amethysthollis)


1 week ago // 173,388 notes

tardiscrash:

Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

(via amethysthollis)


1 week ago // 135,724 notes

pournstar:

boy: have sex w me
girl: no
boy: misandry is real

(via surprisebitch)


1 week ago // 22,802 notes

suspend:

I appreciate every single compliment I get cause that person went to my blog, waited for it to load then went to my ask page then typed and all when that person can just get food in the ref and be happy for the rest of his/her lives.

(via pizza)


1 week ago // 29,764 notes

tonystarks:

daily reminder pepper potts took out every single big bad in all three iron man movies.

(via buckyoubucky)


1 week ago // 20,828 notes
fuckyeah-nerdery:

xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

The North isn’t the only one who remembers.